Reason 5- I'm intelligent, girls want a brother who's brainless
And shameless, I know a few guys but they're gonna stay nameless
Nobodies who like to act, dress, and claim their famous
So whose it gonna be? Me or him? Him? What? Well ok miss
Reason 4- I'm peaceful and humble girls want a so called thug
Who loves to spark fights like plugs and at everyone they mean mug
Who claim they got gats and if anyone's blastin' they'll bust back
Claim they got cars at school but sit next to me on the bus back
Reason 3- I'm not material, I don’t rock ice like rinks
Or rock that mink I don't smoke cigarettes, do drugs or drink
I don't need to rely on brand name clothing just to look nice
My figures aren’t 6 like faces of dice; I'm broke to be precise
Reason 2- would be because of my hair, countless girls it scares
Its like, I should wear a sign on my neck reading "GIRLS BEWARE"
Examples of girls it's scared; Lenience, Fatima, and Shauna
It even scared older women for example your momma!
And the number one reason why is, in my heritage I take pride
Even though brothers like think I'm washed out like a rip tide
My ancestors and stress, I pack up on my back like Pringles
So there you have it folks, the five reasons why I'm still single
Tweet
Love it! Made my day.
ReplyDeleteHaha, awesome poem! Not ALL girls are like that, but I get where you're coming from :)
ReplyDelete