Five Reasons Why I'm Still Single

Hahaha this ones a throw back, I wrote this poem back in Grade 12 and thought I was the greatest writer on the face of the Earth. I also thought this poem was very tongue in cheek, wow how time flies. Ps I regret nothing! P.s.s click an ad or two, dude needs to eat! Enjoy!

Reason 5- I'm intelligent, girls want a brother who's brainless

And shameless, I know a few guys but they're gonna stay nameless

Nobodies who like to act, dress, and claim their famous

So whose it gonna be? Me or him? Him? What? Well ok miss

Reason 4- I'm peaceful and humble girls want a so called thug

Who loves to spark fights like plugs and at everyone they mean mug

Who claim they got gats and if anyone's blastin' they'll bust back

Claim they got cars at school but sit next to me on the bus back

Reason 3- I'm not material, I don’t rock ice like rinks

Or rock that mink I don't smoke cigarettes, do drugs or drink

I don't need to rely on brand name clothing just to look nice

My figures aren’t 6 like faces of dice; I'm broke to be precise

Reason 2- would be because of my hair, countless girls it scares

Its like, I should wear a sign on my neck reading "GIRLS BEWARE"

Examples of girls it's scared; Lenience, Fatima, and Shauna

It even scared older women for example your momma!

And the number one reason why is, in my heritage I take pride

Even though brothers like think I'm washed out like a rip tide

My ancestors and stress, I pack up on my back like Pringles

So there you have it folks, the five reasons why I'm still single

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